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Egyptian botanicals × Korean technology

Dummy
Mummy

Skincare for dummies.

One step active botanical formulas backed by history and science. (We do clothes too!)

Shop the formulasWearable skincareWhat's the Hype?
Our philosophy

Chaos.
And pride.

Dummy Mummy was built on the fundamentals of chaos and pride. We don't believe most people need a 10-step routine or that you should punish your skin chasing glass texture, or aggressively strip it fighting every wrinkle.

As the skincare industry blooms with endless products and empty promises, we take pride in offering something minimal, affordable, and consistent skincare that gives your skin what it actually needs, without destroying it in the process.

What's the hype?

Dummy Mummy uniquely blends
ancient history with modern tech.

The Formula

Both formulas share a historic base used by our Egyptian ancestors: Blue Lotus relied on for 5,000 years for its anti-inflammatory, antioxidant, regenerative properties. We didn't invent the fundamentals. We just stopped burying them under twelve extra steps.

The Feel

Think an oil and a serum had a baby. Velvet texture like an oil, but without the grease. Fast-absorbing like a serum, but without the dryness. One product that doesn't cut corners.

The Fragrance

Our products are unscented, not fragrance-free. Fragrance-free means nothing was added to touch the scent at all. Unscented means we didn't mask it either that soft floral note is just the blue lotus itself. Most "unscented" products actually add chemicals to suppress their own botanicals so they can slap that label on. We didn't.

The Effect

No overnight miracle, no six-month wait either. The formulas are built for everyday use minimal doses of active botanicals, delivered consistently, so your skin adjusts instead of panics.

How it works

Three layers. One step.

The Actives

Bakuchiol and niacinamide in Osiris. Snail peptide in Sekhmet. Clinically proven workhorses driving cell turnover and barrier repair.

The Botanical

Blue lotus. Sacred to Egypt for 5,000 years. Antioxidant and anti-inflammatory compounds that calm, protect, and most importantly carry everything deeper into skin.

The Oil

Squalane, jojoba, wheat germ. The delivery system. Seals everything in, locks moisture, no grease. Three layers, applied once. That's the formula.

The botanical behind both formulas

What is Blue Lotus?

Blue lotus, or Nymphaea caerulea, is an aquatic water lily historically associated with the Nile and ancient Egyptian culture. Its flowers appear throughout Egyptian art, objects, ceremonies, and scenes of celebration. Because the flower opens with daylight and closes again at night, it became a powerful symbol of the sun, renewal, rebirth, beauty, and the movement between life and the afterlife.

For centuries, the plant has been valued for its scent, appearance, and botanical character. Modern cosmetic extracts contain naturally occurring plant compounds that are studied for antioxidant and skin-conditioning potential. In skincare, blue lotus is used to help support a calmer-looking, more comfortable complexion while complementing moisturizing ingredients.

Dummy Mummy uses blue lotus as the shared botanical base of Formula Osiris and Formula Sekhmet. It does not replace the modern actives in either formula. It connects them: an ancient Egyptian botanical paired with contemporary ingredients designed for hydration, barrier support, and consistent daily use.

Fresh blue lotus flower being harvested near the water
Ancient Egyptian figure holding blue lotus flowers
Blue lotus cultivation ponds at a farm
Choose your mummy

Two formulas.
Zero confusion.

Both formulas start with blue lotus. Pick your main concern, add a few drops, and stop spiralling in the skincare aisle.

Formula OsirisDrop 001
Brighten + TightenFormula Osiris blue lotus and bakuchiol face essence

Osiris · God of Rebirth

Formula Osiris

Retinol's calmer, less dramatic cousin.

$45
Blue lotusBakuchiolNiacinamide

Nightly micro-dosing essence · 50ml

Antioxidant-rich blue lotus oil pairs with bakuchiol for gentle cell turnover and niacinamide to brighten and fortify. Softens fine lines, evens tone, leaves skin luminous and strong.

Use: 2 3 drops after cleansing. Follow with moisturizer. Start 3 4 nights weekly.

Ingredients: Water, glycerin, cocos nucifera (coconut) oil, butylene glycol, niacinamide, caprylic/capric triglyceride, nymphaea coerulea (blue lotus oil), squalane, bakuchiol, ectoin, hydroxyacetophenone, 1,2-hexanediol, tocopherol, carbomer, allantoin, arginine, xanthan gum, 3-0-ethyl ascorbic acid, sodium hyaluronate, asiaticoside, centella asiatica extract, madecassoside.

Formula SekhmetDrop 001
Anti aging + healingFormula Sekhmet blue lotus and snail peptide face essence

Sekhmet · Goddess of Healing

Formula Sekhmet

For skin that woke up choosing violence.

$40
Blue lotusSnail peptideBarrier support

Egyptian restorative oil-essence · 50ml

Blue lotus oil, treasured for its calming and antioxidant benefits, unites with snail peptide extract to gently stimulate collagen and strengthen the skin's barrier. Nourishes, soothes, revitalizes.

Use: 2 3 drops after cleansing. Follow with moisturizer. Use nightly as tolerated.

Ingredients: Caprylic/capric triglyceride, squalane, coco-caprylate/caprate, ethylhexyl palmitate, triticum vulgare (wheat) germ oil, isononyl isononanoate, simmondsia chinensis (jojoba) seed oil, snail extract, nymphaea coerulea (blue lotus oil), tocopherol, CI 61565.

The ritual

It's one
step. You're
welcome.

01

Cleanse your face

Wash your face. With water. You already know how to do this.

02

Apply your formula

A few drops of Osiris or Sekhmet. Press gently into skin. The actives get to work immediately.

03

Oh wait. That's it.

Seriously. That's the whole routine. Put your wallet away.

"Cleopatra didn't have a 12-step routine. She had the Nile and a really good attitude."

Skincare for dummies
Breathable and sassy

Wearable skin care.

Made from Egyptian cotton.

Egyptian cotton is known for its long, fine fibres, which can be spun into fabric that feels soft, breathable, smooth, and durable against the skin. The longer fibres also create fewer exposed ends in the yarn, helping the finished fabric feel cleaner and more comfortable while holding up through wear.

But Egyptian cotton should not cost a fortune, and it definitely does not need to be boring. The Dummy Mummy line blends an ancient Egyptian textile tradition with contemporary Egyptian slang and satire prints.

The goal is simple: make clothing that feels good, says something, and reminds people that Egyptian cotton is part of a living culture, not an unreachable luxury invented by foreign brands.

Ancient fabric. Contemporary Egyptian chaos.
Cotton field extending toward mountains
Egyptian cotton farmers holding freshly harvested cotton
Cotton harvest being carried through a field
Cotton farmer harvesting cotton by hand
The collection

Wearable
skin care.

Egyptian cotton isn't just the world's finest fabric it's a skincare decision. Extra-long fibres make a breathable, hypoallergenic weave that's genuinely gentle on skin. No synthetic irritants, no compromise. The same land that gave us blue lotus gives us the cotton that wraps around it.

Design 01Crafted from Egyptian Cotton

يالهويهو فيه ايه؟

Ya lahwi hwa fyh eh

$35

For all the degenerates of the world who have no idea what's going on. A corrupt CEO? An unemployed stoner? A dumb housewife? A 365 girl? Doesn't matter. We're all confused.

"Oh my f***ing God" & "What the actual f**k"
Design 02Egyptian Cotton

يا دين امي

Ya deen omi

$35

The slang you use when you're nearing a 78% crashout. You probably won't ruin your long-lasting relationships, but you will definitely scream and break something.

"F**k My Life"
Design 03Egyptian Cotton

فقير.جربوع.متخلف

Faqeer garb motakhalef

$35

Yelling "poor peasant" at strangers doesn't just belittle them, it makes you a queen. A true delusional queen is defined by her Aura. Are you lost? Yeah, me too. You get the point.

Unbothered superiority complex
Founder of Dummy Mummy
Built by one person. For three years.

Egyptian roots.
Internet brain.

My name is Fares. I was 23 when I started building Dummy Mummy fresh out of school. No investors, no safety net I funded every step by working as a creative director, a marketer, a fine dining server, a performance artist. Whatever it took. It took three years.

The inspiration was never a trend or a gap in the market. It was my grandmother. She was the queen of products, but when it came to her skin her advice was always the same: keep it simple. She trusted what had worked for centuries and believed skincare is one of the most manipulative industries on earth. "They're not just selling you a product. They're convincing you that you're broken."

Dummy Mummy is my answer to that. Ancient Egyptian botanicals, modern Korean actives, made by one of the most reputable manufacturers in the world. Simple. Serious about the formula. Not serious about anything else.

The apparel line is my tribute to my father, who owns an Egyptian cotton factory in Alexandria, Egypt. His dream was always for me to take over the family business. After leaving home that dream slowly disappeared, but Dummy Mummy unexpectedly brought it back. These pieces are my way of reconnecting with that story, using Egyptian cotton with humour instead of luxury.

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